Amongst Our Weaponry
The Inquisition came expecting suffering. It found three commands, a working compiler, and a Hello World program that compiled on the first try. Nobody expects that from a programming language. Programming languages are supposed to require arcane configuration, dependency resolution, and at least one hour lost to a PATH variable. Lykn’s chief sin, from a dramatic standpoint, is that it simply works.
But then, the best tools always disappoint the Inquisition. The comfy chair was supposed to be a punishment, too.