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The Bridge of Death, Part Two

The Bridgekeeper is still at his post. The Gorge of Eternal undefined yawns beneath. A new day. New travellers.

“Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three.”

A JavaScript developer steps forward.

“What… is your favourite type?”

“Object! No — string — no, any — AAARGH!”

The developer plummets. The Bridgekeeper makes a note.

A second developer approaches. She is carrying parentheses.

“What… is your favourite type?”

Option.”

“What… are its variants?”

Some and None.”

“What… happens if you forget a variant in a match?”

“Compile error.”

The Bridgekeeper consults his scroll. He has no further questions. The developer crosses.

The next traveller: “What does she mean, compile error? I had a perfectly good if (user) check—AAARGH!!”