Just a Flesh Wound
The Black Knight is still at the bridge. Both arms are gone — one lost to :number (which refused to accept NaN), the other to === (which refused to coerce). Both legs followed: one to the type keyword table, the other to the js:eq escape hatch that nobody uses.
He stands on nothing, bleeding implicit conversions, and insists he’s fine.
“Come back here!” he shouts at the retreating Lykn developer. “I’ll coerce your undefined! I’ll concatenate your integers! It’s just a flesh wound!”
:number doesn’t argue. :number doesn’t need to.