Approximately Correct
The Holy Hand Grenade instructions are complete. JSON: parsed. Dates: formatted — approximately, because the month was off by one. Math: computed — approximately, because floating-point.
“And the Lord spake: ‘Thou shalt use Temporal when it ships.’”
Everyone nods and continues using Date because it’s there. The instructions were precise, sequential, and slightly absurd in their ceremony. Like all good instructions.